Do you find yourself coming up just short in your grandiose attempts to impress the opposite sex or jumping over 13 school buses on your motorcycle If you answered yes to either of those questions then youre an American icon who needs a signature look and were here to help. Flared leg openings will allow any size shit kickers to be worn with it and you can rely on our exclusive XXXtralong zipper to give paramedics the access they need after you accidentally break your fall in that conveniently placed box of rattlesnakes. The ladies will be begging for you to jump over their Snake River Valley if you catch my drift.

The Big Jumper – Shinesty Stuntman Flight Suit Small Men’s White
$59.43